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John Edward Thomas Moynahan Wins Lottery August 29, 2007

Posted by chuckwh in Al Gore, Bridget Moynahan, Bundchen, Gisele Bundchen, John Edwards, Moynahan, News and politics, Patriots, super bowl, Tom Brady.

John Edward Thomas Moynahan was born today via model/actress Bridget Moynahan. As Tom Brady’s son, he is the equivalent of an instant lotto winner.

gisele bundchen, anybody?

“I’m ecstatic about being part of this family,” Moynahan said in a statement read by his attorneys, Morris and Aaron Zuckerman. “Even though, technically, we are not really a family.”

Brady, a popular NFL quarterback (as opposed to, say, Michael Vick, who was, actually, once, quite popular until he was upended by the Alpo Meter) , is no longer dating John Edward Thomas’s mother, and is currently dating, instead, supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Bundchen, in a statement issued by her publicist, said she would conceive also, but is in no rush.

“I have total faith in both Tom and John Edward Thomas that they will help fulfill the legacy of the Brady/Moynahan/Bundchen family. We have a strong tradition. Our family is strong, and so is everyone else. We believe that strongly.”



1. Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Canoodle - September 1, 2007

Tom Brady is back on the East Coast with his football team the New England Patriots. Bridget Moynahan is all the way across the country in Los Angeles and it sounds as if she is still fuming, highly upset that baby daddy Tom is still canoodling with his georgeous supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen.

2. Jane Curtin - October 3, 2007

Can everyone please just leave them all alone!. None of us really know the truth so just stop and let them live their lives. What goes on in his private lives doesn’t have anything at all to do with us or his professional life. So bugger off.

3. Steve - October 17, 2007

I love hard news about canoodling
Giggity, giggity.

4. krissy - December 4, 2007

Bridget Moynahans a gold digging transvestite looking hoe.

5. Heather - February 7, 2008

the question is is Gisele ready for a kid??? lol.. she seems like all she wants tom for is more money and publicity… yet she wants kids??? hmm sounds like she may be the next tom brady baby mama

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