Comments on: George W. Bush Named New Baseball Commissioner http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/ Alternative History: What if Al Gore was President of the U.S.? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:07:49 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: bigoil http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-12138 bigoil Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:45:11 +0000 http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-12138 At the Press Conference in Arlington, Texas announcing the closing of the ExxonMobil purchase of the Texas Rangers Baseball Club for $**700,000,000**, and after awarding the rights to host the 2012 MLB All-Star Game to the Texas Rangers, Bud Selig makes a surprise announcement by naming his successor who will take up the gavel as Major League Baseball's Tenth Commissioner no later than 2012: George W. Bush At the Press Conference in Arlington, Texas announcing the closing of the ExxonMobil purchase of the Texas Rangers Baseball Club for $**700,000,000**, and after awarding the rights to host the 2012 MLB All-Star Game to the Texas Rangers, Bud Selig makes a surprise announcement by naming his successor who will take up the gavel as Major League Baseball’s Tenth Commissioner no later than 2012:

George W. Bush

]]> By: Andrew Yu-Jen Wang http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-12043 Andrew Yu-Jen Wang Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:44:31 +0000 http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-12043 Speaking of George W. Bush: George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog). George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes. And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention. Many people know what Bush did. And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world. Bush was absolute evil. Bush is now like a fugitive from justice. Bush is a psychological prisoner. Bush has a lot to worry about. Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time. In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy. Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996 Messiah College, Grantham, PA Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993 “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG ______________________ I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook. Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
______________________
I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

]]> By: Presidential Candidates Assault the Senses « The Gore Years http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-10717 Presidential Candidates Assault the Senses « The Gore Years Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:46:25 +0000 http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-10717 [...] with former candidate George W. Bush after dinner, arranged for a Britney Spears-like pickup of Baseball Commisioner Bush around 10 pm, and was scheduled to arrive in California for a rally at the Spears residence just [...] [...] with former candidate George W. Bush after dinner, arranged for a Britney Spears-like pickup of Baseball Commisioner Bush around 10 pm, and was scheduled to arrive in California for a rally at the Spears residence just [...]

]]> By: Baseball Commish: Baseball Has No Steroids Problem « The Gore Years http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-10170 Baseball Commish: Baseball Has No Steroids Problem « The Gore Years Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:26:12 +0000 http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-10170 [...] steroids. Tags: baseball, baseball and steroids, baseball commissioner, steroids trackback Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush today defended Major League Baseball in the wake of the Mitchell report on steroids and declared to [...] [...] steroids. Tags: baseball, baseball and steroids, baseball commissioner, steroids trackback Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush today defended Major League Baseball in the wake of the Mitchell report on steroids and declared to [...]

]]> By: New iPhone Firmware Update Will Taser Users of Unlocked Phones « The Gore Years http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-8931 New iPhone Firmware Update Will Taser Users of Unlocked Phones « The Gore Years Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:25:16 +0000 http://thegoreyears.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/george-w-bush-named-new-baseball-commissioner/#comment-8931 [...] are also unsubstantiated rumors that Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush joined Apple recently as a security consultant, and that the idea was hatched among he and staff [...] [...] are also unsubstantiated rumors that Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush joined Apple recently as a security consultant, and that the idea was hatched among he and staff [...]

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